Oh have I got a tale to tell...

Honestly, how many gross trails people live in one town? They're so gross.
Okay, so today at work, this gross lady was trying to steal meat. So she kept throwing it in her purse. And then the secret shopper caught her. So she threw a fit saying it wasn't her. And she eventually started screaming, and trying to hit people. So the supervisors put her in the staircase and held the door shut, and she tried to punch them, and somehow broke one of the steps. Jeeze. Anger management much? So yeah, the police came and all that good stuff, and they let her go, but she had to give back all the meat she was trying to steal, OBVIOUSLY! We can't just give away meat! Even if you're a gross trails lady, there's no exceptions for you! Only for the native's they don't have to pay tax, one of them came in today and got their groceries WITHOUT ANY TAX! Incase you didn't know, not paying tax is pretty damn glamourous, I wish I was tax exempt! THEY SAVED LIKE A WHOLE 60CENTS! Do you know how much you can buy for 60cents? It's ALOT, obviously.