HAHAHA OMG THIS IS SO RIDICULOUS

KYLIE IS RELEASING 'X' ON USB STICK FORMAT,
AND IT'S GOING TO LOOK LIKE THIS:

IT'S SO RIDICULOUS LOOKING,
HAHAH I LOVE IT.

IT'SHALLOWEEN!!!OMGzEXCITING/SCARYZZZ!!1!!!1!!!!!!!etc

Uhhhh, so it's halloween.
Which is pretty glam.
I dressed up as a GlamKing, with a cape with 'Glam' written in jewels on it.
IT WAS REALLY AMAZING.

That's all.

Fast like a hurricane...

Okay, so my new favourite song is 'Like The Weather' by the Sugababes.
It was a b-side to 'Push The Button' all theh way back in 2005 when MutMut was still in the band.
It's amazing, like I really don't understand how it didn't make the album and was only a b-side.
Silly record label.



IT'S AMAZING, RIGHT?!

I'm still not over it.

OKAY SO I OFFICIALLY STILL LOVE 'ABOUT YOU NOW' BY THE SUGABABES.
AND I AM HEARTBROKEN THAT IT IS NO LONGER #1.
So here is a video of the 'Babes performing it at the TMF Awards so you don't forget it quite yet.



I have a few comments to make though:
a) Amelle, what is up with that hair?
b) Keisha, put on some proper pants, silly.
and,
c) Heidi, wonderful job, perfect as always, etc.

Oh, look who it is...

...it's ME.
Pretty glam.
YouTube video number one.
It's really bad.
Consider yourself warned.

WATCH AT YOUR OWN RISK.

I'm the one....

...love me, love me, love meeeeee.

Okay, so here's a clip of the track 'The One' from Kylie's new album. It's amazing, seriously.

I'm almost tempted to take it back...

Dear Girls Aloud,
How can you make such brilliant covers for your new single and then use this as your album cover:

What, are you trying to be artsy or alternative or something all of a sudden? Get over it and make a decent cover, with your PICTURE on it. Like people don't associate you with your name or new logo, they associate you with pictures and your image. Get over yourselves. I kind of like the cover, but in an promotional cover, or like "deluxe edition" kind of way, because fans would obvs know what it is, etc.

End of rant.

Good job Girls Aloud (cont'd!)

SO HERE'S THE COVER FOR CD2 OF 'CALL THE SHOTS'


Incase you couldn't tell, the strings are actually telephone lines, and the single is called "call" the shots, as in telephone "call", etc. See it now? No? Okay well I'm obvs just a genius.

Good job Girls Aloud...

...I am impressed. You've managed to:
a)Put out an AMAZING single...
b)...With an amazing video
c)And now there's an amazing single cover to go with it all.
SO good for you, I'd almost clap for you but that's a bit much now, isn't it?

This is just tragic.

DANNII MINOGUE WHAT ON EARTH WERE YOU THINKING!
This video ... it's just tragic. It seriously hurts my eyes. The hair, the outfit, the overall cheapness, it's awful. Oh and the dancers in weird outfits = way to rip off your sister dumb ho. Like the song is decent, but with a video like this, do you really expect it to do well?

Dannii Minogue VS Jason Nevins - 'Touch Me Like That'


OH AND BY THE WAY, I FIND THAT FACT THAT JASON NEVIN PRODUCED THIS SONG JUST PLAIN DISTURBING, HE USED TO BE SO GOOD. LIKE THAT SONG 'I'M IN HEAVEN' WAS JUST AMAZING, AND NOW HE'S BEEN REDUCED TO THIS! IT'S REALLY HEARTBREAKING, SERIOUSLY.

That's all.

It's growing on me.

So the new Spice Girls single 'Headlines (Friendship Never Ends)' premiered. It's growing on me. It's a bit bland. I wanted a big ballad like 'Goodbye', but it's growing on me, it's kind of cute, and just knowing that it's their reunion song makes me like it. SO LISTEN TO IT, OBVS. Emma wrote most of it, so that's a plus too.

Can we bring another week at #1 around?

SO THE SUGABABES ARE #1 FOR THE FOURTH, YES FOURTH!!!, WEEK IN A ROW WITH 'ABOUT YOU NOW' SOOOO GOOD, OMG.

So here's them performing 'About You Now' all ballad-y at Radio 1 like a month ago, I forgot to post it back then, so yeah.

OMGZ!!!!111!!!!!BIG NEWS!!!!SOOOEXCITEDZ

SO, I'M GOING TO SEE THE SPICE GIRLS!!!
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH I'M SO EXCITED!
OMG OMG OMGZ!



THAT'S ALL.

It's Britney bitch.

I'M SO EXCITED FOR THIS ALBUM.



That's all.

I'M REALLY EXCITED FOR THIS TO BE RELEASED.

Now THIS is what I call a "deluxe" edition, the normal album PLUS a DVD, a remix disc AND a karaoke disc, and other "goodies" too apparently. I'm excitedz.

This could have been amazing.

Sugababes' performing 'About You Now' acoustically at Freshly Squeezed. It started off so good, and then hit the chorus and Amelle messed it all up. Then it got good again, and Amelle butchered the second chorus. Finally Heidi made is amazing, and then Amelle murdered the last chorus, and Keisha didn't bother with her big adlibs. JEEEEEEZE.

It could have been amazing, but instead look what it's turned out like.

Do you see who I am now that you're standing this close?

Okay so I have officially forgiven Delta Goodrem for her horrible video to her latest single, because her new album is amazing. I'm so glad she's out of that dark stage, happy Delta is far better. OH AND SHE'S GOTTEN REALLY SKINNY! Like she used to be skinny but now she's like woah, skinny bitch. And he hair's looking pretty glam now. So yeah.

'Possessionless'


(It's a new requirement for all good songs to have double-S's repeated in the title, in case anyone was unaware.)

Coming soon.

So I've decided to add some more features to the blog, it's getting a bit too music-y for my tastes. So here's what will be coming to the blog soon:

Week of ...
Basically, I pick a person, thing, whatever, and ramble on about them all week. Pretty glam.
YouTube videos.
Yeah, me on YouTube, it's a pretty scary thought, I know.

Those are the only 2 big things really, other than that I don't really know what I'm going to add, but it's obvs gonna be GLAMOUROUS!

& CALL THE SHOTS NOW ON ME OOOOOOH!

I LOVE THE NEW GIRLS ALOUD VIDEO FOR 'CALL THE SHOTS'.
The single is just brilliant. I love love LOVE it.
It actually looks like money has been put into the video for the second time in their five year career. Jeeze.

A new magazine for my reading list.

This looks REALLY nice. I want to read it, all the time.

Triple threats.

SO THE SUGABABES ARE #1 IN THE ALBUMS, SINGLES, AND DOWNLOADS CHART THIS WEEK!
SOOOOOOOOO EXCITING. Even just a double #1 is amazing, but a triple #1 = SUPER GLAMOUROUS.

So yeah, another live video of 'About You Now' with a lovely introduction by Heidi.

I WANT THESEEEEEE!

Someone buy me them, please and thank you.

OMGZIT'SJUSTLIKESOOOOOOSCANDALOUS!!!!11!!!1!!!!!!!!

Okay, so Billie Piper (who I love, btw. She's a popstar/actress, everything.) is starring in this new show Secret Diary of a Call Girl. It's basically about Billie as a prostitue. It's based on the blogs of an anonymous London call girl who went by the name Belle de Jour. It's honestly so good! Really scandalous and all that.



I tried to find a preview for it on youtube but it sucks and has like nothing from the show on it.
Check out the real-life Belle de Jour's blog, it's on the glampages bit of the sidebar.
That's all for now.

Fourth day of Suga means...

...that it's time for a ballad. This one's called 'Mended By You' and opens with a Heidi verse! Oh myyy it's just so wonderful. So yeah. Here you go. Make this one a special place in your heart along with '3 Spoons of Suga'.

Third day of Suga...

...means that '3 Spoons of Suga' is the Sugababes song of the day. I'M JUST SOOO CLEVER, JEEZE, HOW DO I DEAL WITH BEING SO AMAZING.

It's called '3 Spoons of Suga' which is quite clever and witty, etc. Listen to it, love it, make it a special place in your heart, etc.

This is pretty cute.

Oh Kylie ...

Thank you, whoever you are.

SO SOMEONE WHO HAS AMAZING YOUTUBE SKILLZ, UNLIKE ME, ADDED THE NEW GIRL ALOUD SINGLE 'CALL THE SHOTS' TO IT, SO YOU CAN NOW LISTEN TO IT'S BRILLIANCE.
Whoever you are that uploaded it, you are amazing and have wonderful taste in music, can we be bffls now? Okay great.

I'm in love ... woo!

SO THE NEW KYLIE SINGLE / VIDEO PREMIERED.
AND THE SINGLE IS ACTUALLY REALLY REALLY GOOD.
I'm just kind of not that excited by it cause I've had the original Kish Mauve demo for months, but whatever.
The video is really boring, like Kylie with a band?! Who thought up that idea. Ridiculous.
I can't find the video on youtube yet, so here's just the single '2 Hearts'

It's a bit like being underwater.

OKAY ANOTHER SUGABABES SONG! BIG SHOCK THAT I'D EVER POST ONE, I KNOW.
This one's called 'Denial' and it's rather brilliant.
It sounds like the 'Babes are trapped in a submarine, which is a good thing.
From now on I'm thinking every album needs a song that sounds like it was recorded underwater.
It'd definately up the glamour quotient.



OH AND FOR THOSE WHO FORGET, THIS SONG IS RATHER HEIDI-HEAVY, AS I MENTIONED PREVIOUSLY WHEN I POSTED A LIVE VIDEO OF IT, ETC.

BRILLIANT IDEA, JEEZE I AM SOOOOO SMART!

SO SINCE I AM SOOOOOO IN LOVE WITH THE SUGABABES NEW ALBUM RIGHT NOW I AM JUST GOING TO POST ONE SONG FROM IT EACH DAY THIS WEEK. BRILLIANT RIGHT? YEAH I KNOW. GENIUS = ME, ETC.

Here's 'Open The Door' which is AMAZING. Heidi's verse is amazing, I love all the echo-y backing vocals, etc. And the fact the chorus doesn't fade at the end! Brilliance right there.

LOLOLOL I'M SUCH A CREEP. I MEAN FANBOII, LOLOLOLZZZZ!!!1!

THE NEW KYLIE SINGLE PREMIERES IN 5 HOURS AND 45 MINUTES!
I'm ever-so-slightly excited incase you couldn't tell.
That's all.

Static tone on the phone, etc.

OKAY SO THE NEW GIRLS ALOUD SINGLE IS OFFICIALLY RATHER AMAZING.
I was iffy about the whole "mid-tempo" business, but it is actually rather nice.
So yeah the song's called 'Call The Shots' and is quite enjoyable.
Best bit is that Nadine doesn't hog the whole song and Kimberley gets a whole line to herself in the chorus!
Oh and the middle 8 mentions glitter and such, which is nice.
AND THERE'S SOME "OOH" BITS IN IT TOO!


ONCE SOMEONE WHO IS MUCH MORE TECHNOLOGICALLY ADVANCED THAN I AM POSTS THE SONG ON YOUTUBE I WILL LINK IT, ETC.

I rather like this.

...it's TIGA!!! And one of those people from the Scissor Sisters but whatever, who cares about that. So yeah anyways, I stumbled across Tiga this summer and have like fallen in love with his album, it's amazing. So yeah watch the video / listen to 'You Gonna Want Me', it's pretty glam.

Someone new, but not really.

Well, I don't think I've talked about the amazing Siobhán Donaghy on her before, so why not start. She is one of my favourite artists ever! She was in the original lineup of the Sugababes and released one album with them before leaving to pursue a solo career. She released one solo album which flopped and was dropped from her label. She returned this year with two singles and a sophomore album, all of which basically flopped as well. BUT THEY ARE ALL SO BRILLIANT! She's releasing 'Medevac' as the third single from her album 'Ghosts' early next year, which will be amazing. This video is for 'Don't Give It Up', the first of the two singles she released this year. The video was filmed in Morocco and is absolutely gorgeous, so here we go:

!!!1!2NDWEEK!!!OMGZZ!SUGABABES4EVAAAA!!!!111

OKAY SO! THE SUGABABES ARE #1 YET AGAIN THIS WEEK WITH THEIR SINGLE 'ABOUT YOU NOW' WHICH IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOO AMAZINGLY EXCITING, LIKE WOAH!
So their new album 'Change' is released tomorrow, so hopefully they'll have a #1 album with it, and maybe even a #1 single AND album the same week! THAT'D BE PRETTY GLAMOUROUS!

So here's a video of the 'Babes performing 'About You Now' at GMTV last week, Heidi outsings the others in the chorus for once which is just wonderful!

That's all.

I don't get it.

What happened to music videos that told or a story? Or atleast ones that matched the songs and were somewhat interesting? Do people even bother coming up with concepts anymore? Or do they just walk into a white room with some chairs and film a video? I really don't get it.

This video, for Delta Goodrem's new single 'In This Life', is the dullest thing I've seen all month. Okay, so Delta likes sitting in chairs? And I guess everyone sits in a chair at some point in the life, so that's the point of the video - everyone's sat in a chair! Bravo whoever came up with that genius concept, you are clearly an idiot.


Delta, we need another video (and single) like this, asap. Okay?

Whatever you've got, I'm guessing I've got more.

OKAY THIS SONG IS JUST COMPLETE BRILLIANCE!
IT'S OBVIOUSLY BY THE SUGABABES AND IS CALLED 'MY LOVE IS PINK'
And it's produced by Xenomania which helps explain it's brilliance.



Best part is that Heidi gets a verse AND the middle 8, jeeeeeeze it's like Heidi-heaven.

OH AND BE SURE TO BUY THE SUGABABES' NEW ALBUM 'CHANGE'!
It's out Monday!

Rounding is clearly the way of the future...

...for the Sugababes atleast. Right angle corners are clearly so last century, so the 'Babes are rounding every corner in sight for all their new releases. I must say I am quite the fan of it, rounded corners are the only way to go.

EXHIBIT A: Promotional postcards for 'About You Now'

EXHIBIT B: 'Change' album case:

EXHIBIT C: 'About You Now' 7" vinyl sleeve:

EXHIBIT D: 'Change' promo sleeve:


SOOOOOOOOO GLAMOUROUS!
I was so impressed that I was going to change this blog layout to have rounded corners, but of course blogger has no layouts with rounded corners. They're clearly behind the times.

K + Y = X, duhhhh.

Okay, Kylie's team are sooooo good. This is the best album cover I've seen all year. For those of you who are visually impaired, the K and Y make an X under Kylie, and X is the name of the album, duhhh.

The record goes around when they're playing our song...

..OMG HONESTLY, THE NEW SUGABABES ALBUM IS THE BEST THING I'VE HEARD IN MY WHOLE LIFE, AND I STILL HAVEN'T LET MYSELF LISTEN TO THE WHOLE THING! I am being good and saving 4 tracks until I actually have the CD in my hands. Will power!!! So glamourous, etc. So here's one of my favourites from the album (there's ALOT of favourites so far, all but 2 tracks, so yeah). This one's written by Heidi, so it's better than all the rest just because of that.

'Never Gonna Dance Again'

My new favourite adjectives.

Dazzling!
Spanking!
Somebody probably got paid to say to use those words.
And whoever that person is, you are amazing.
They are definately the latest additions to my vocabulary.
That is all.

!i!!!OMGZ!!!!11!!1!!!!NEWSUGABABESONG!@1111OMGZOMGZ!THEEXCITEMENT!!WO0O00!ETC!

SO A TRACK FROM THE NEW SUGABABES ALBUM HAS LEAKED!
It's called 'Surprise' and is AMAAAAAAAAAAZING.
Like woah, sooo good.
It's got some "oh-uh-oh-oh" bits.
Only downfall is the lack of Heidi, she only gets half of the middle 8.
And she doesn't sound a thing like herself.
But, it's still amazinggggggggg.
That's all.